You just might be a Dog Freak if...

We are working on a new t-shirt design called "You just might be a dog freak if...".  Some of the ideas we have come up with thus far are:

...you sleep closer to your dog than you do to your spouse.
...you have more hair on your clothes than you do on your head.
...your dog's dinner cost more than yours did.
...your dog has more furniture than you do.
...you have hairy butter.
...your dog's house is bigger than your own house.
...your monthly vet bills are bigger than your phone bill.
...you have more Dog Perk t-shirts than fingers.

If you have some to add, please comment!!